If this isn't aloud, please feel free to delete. mods.

Hey guys, I'm trying to get back into the fandom, and man, have you all been busy little bees! I'm Perry, aka perrypadfoot, but also camelonajourney.  I've been away for a while, dealing with some real life stuff, and I was just wondering how everybody's doing? ( I also have a few questions. )

I had to do catch up and now I bring you crack, which it seems is all I'm capable of...

( You really should just cast me out or you'll end up regretting getting leperacy or something equally horrible... )

*slinks away*

Title: Rudder Flubber
Series: Heavy Data
Rating: G?
Word Count: 233 words.
Genre: crack, fluff (er, for now, anyway...)
Betas: pandanoai  and jynx 
A/N: For the_oke , and her humorous Nightmares lists.
Series Summary: When the Iron Man armor refuses to fly and claims Tony's weight is the cause, Tony's determined to trim down.  But when distortion meets dangerous methods, Steve will have to step and prove to Tony how beautiful he really is.  (and could this summary be anymore smchaltzy?)
Chapter Summary: Tony tries to have a relaxing weekend, tries being the operative word.  With some Spidey/HT sneaking around.