Marvel Team Up V3 issues 1-6: IMAGE HEAVY.

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

This is one of my all-time favorite comics ever, very full of Steve/Tony, but as I mention it in passing to people, I realize it's not all that well known. So, stop me if you've heard this one.



ONE MORNING the Fantastic Four eats breakfast, as they tend to do, and their home is busted in by a screaming cloaked figure:



as screaming cloaked figures tend to do.

Because all attempts of tricking you into believing this is regular business would fail miserably, as I'm pulling it out for selective reading, I'll just cut to the chase, after a grand battle:



HOLY FUCKING BALLS AMIRITE.



IAMRITE.

Tony's beautiful face what happened to it tony





He beats them pretty bad and oh man this is the worst. Just the worst. There's no way it could get any more worst than it



DDDDDDDD:



The power source he detected is a character we'll meet later, who is currently being attacked by the Hulk, and Tony goes to save him!



Wowie, maybe he's not all that bad? He's still a Tony Stark we know at his core, a good and decent



DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: oh frick no we were right the first time, he is ugly and evil

So he gets the kid (who is a total snot, I'm not sure if any of the scans I'm going to show you properly details it, but he is)



I see you eyeing that phone young man perhaps you are thinking of calling a certain teacher of yours named Peter Parker who you figured out is Spiderman. That would be a wise move.





MEANWHILE X-23 happened to be staring at the right screen when the blip of energy was detected at the mansion. Which leads to:



Der's a fight

JUST THEN
Cap and Natasha are on the Helicarrier and learn about what's happening. Cap's reaction is pretty non-existent, but here's some delicious man meat anyways:


Nnngkjfdgkj look at that back, jesus

lol AND THEN

omgomgomg




lol right to the face, goddamn

SPEAKING OF FACES gkljadgfkl;da









LOL D:



noble last words.





Second favorite page in the whole thing~



First favorite:



A date <3<3<3<3 AAAND that's the end of the first Evil Tony adventure! I was going to include the second one in this post, but this has gotten kind of ridiculously long, so I'll do that like tomorrow or something. : )


Note: This is a lot of scans, but all this was over the course of 6 issues, so I think I did pretty good?


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Comments

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

if
if i gave you like, $5 with paypal, could I read your fic?

6) Evil Tony has had his Cap pickled and peers sadly at him through the glass. If he gets the lighting just right, it looks like he's smiling a little.

lol i love talking with you cause I always end up loling and covering my face at the same time

[valtyr]

Oh sure. I see no possible flaw in the plan of selling my fanfic! ROLL UP ROLL UP. Naked Steve Fights A Bear, only $10! Jetpack Steve Fights Jetpack Hitler, $5! Tony And Steve Go Undercover As A Gay Couple, $20! I'll make... uh, multiple dollars a week. On average.

Evil Tony Stark is not going to settle for being just a little bit crazy when full-blown doo-lally completely bursar is available. Sometimes he pretends it's the old days, and Steve is just frozen, and they're about to defrost him.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

It's like a choice your own adventure story but you have to pay to choice!

Hehe, defrost. Does Tony like chocolate or buttercreme?

[valtyr]

...you do realise you are now discussing Tony licking frosting off Steve's pickled corpse?

As long as we're clear, what the hell. Buttercream in red, white and blue, carefully painted on in the pattern of his uniform. The scales are blue-dyed white chocolate buttons. The boots and gloves are made out of rice paper and his belt is liquorice. The taste of formaldehyde pervades everything, though.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I...

NO STEVE IS ALIVE WHEN TONY IS DEFROSTING HIM! ;_;

[valtyr]

Well, sure, that's what Crazy Evil Tony is pretending.

Any minute now he will smile and get up and they'll go fight some bad guys, just like when... when Steve was alive SAME AS HE IS NOW.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

This possible break my brain more than the fact I plotted a Mirror!verse fic last night.

[valtyr]

Hey hey now. Vampire Steve, right? How does Fury's blood smell?

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Steve refuses to answer that.

Like really strong manly sweat, and cigars

[hohaiyee.livejournal.com]

Drinking it will give vampires lung cancer.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Naked Steve Fights A Bear
He wasn't naked when we last talked about this! Do you take euros? *looks for spare cash*

[valtyr]

Duh, his loincloth falls off in the struggle. He's been wearing it pretty low on his hips because Tony can't look at Steve's hipbones and have higher thought at the same time. But that means when he had to throw down with the bear, it got dislodged.

Tony is convinced he was holding it up by sheer willpower and it only fell down cause he was distracted by the bear.

Anyway, he snaps the bear's neck with his bare hands. While naked. There's claw marks on his deltoids, and he's bleeding a little bit and sweating a lot. Tony has to hold himself upright with a nearby tree as all available processing power is directed away from frivolities like standing.

That will be... uh, one dollar twelve cents.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

...If that's what happens when you charge for a euro, what will you come up when I pay you a hundred?

[valtyr]

Who knows? Maybe Steve and Tony will actually make physical contact with each other!

As I recall, at this stage Tony is firmly opposed to a relationship with Steve as it will ruin their friendship. He's gradually coming to believe that it will be much worse for their friendship if he has an aneurysm from thwarted desire. ASFSDLK Steve is showering under the waterfall Tony thought they only did that in hippy shampoo adverts. (actually, it is tricky and not entirely comfortable. Steve is just doing it for effect)

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Oh, Steve's tactical genius mind is a beautiful thing! His mantra is probably 'Sex Or Death!'

Tony will give in soon enough! He brought home bearskins!

(Btw, I added the sabre toothed tigercub!)

[valtyr]

Yeah, but Steve is holding out for commitment. Not just a swept-away-by-passion-one-night-stand in the humid jungles of the Savage Land, et cetera. He's all, I am not taking you roughly on these furs while T-Rexes roar in the distance and the night air - are you listening? And Tony is SORRY I kind of zoned out after the bit about taking me roughly.

The sabre-toothed tiger episode is a masterstroke of Steve's. After the bear incident, he observed Tony's glazed eyes and decided it needed to be done again, with more danger. So, sabre-toothed tiger. Then, he insists they adopt the adorable cub, and cuddles it while Tony stares fixedly and wonders what the hell has happened to his life.

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

...I love you. Marry me. :D

[omendreamer.livejournal.com]

You don't know me, but you just broke my brain. My dying squee from this scene was EPIC. Like Steve's hotness level of EPIC.

[valtyr]

Well, by Dorky's command this will be my next project after the Big Bang, so expect to see it sometime in August... I may even come up with a better title than Naked Steve Fights A Bear, although probably not. :D

[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

Edgar Rice Burroughs Eat Your Heart Out.

[valtyr]

Like Tarzan, Only Gayer And With Dinosaurs.

[truthiness-aura.livejournal.com]

Naked Steve Fights A Bear

What do I have to do to make this happen. WHAT. TELL ME.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Jetpack Steve Fights Jetpack Hitler, $5!

*raises hand* I would pay at least ten dollars for that if it had illustrations of Hitler with the jetpack fighting Steve in midair.

CHEAP AT THE PRICE

[valtyr]

Re: CHEAP AT THE PRICE

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

OMG, Hitler has golden flying monkey wings! And is accompanied by... the Flash's rogues gallery?