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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] valtyr 
Reader:
[personal profile] kalakirya 
Fandom: Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony (background Bruce Banner/Betty Ross)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.
Length: 4 hours 38 minutes
text at AO3
warnings for internalized homophobia
download from the audioarchive (available as an mp3 and as a podbook)
many many many many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] akamine_chan  for putting together the podbook!

cover by me!

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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: valtyr
Reader: kalakirya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.
Length: 4 hours 38 minutes
text at AO3
warnings for internalized homophobia
download from the audioarchive (available as an mp3 or a podbook)

many many many many thanks to akamine_chan [livejournal.com profile] akamine_chanfor putting together the podbook!

cover by me!

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Title: How Come We Play War And Not Peace?
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] chibifukurou
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Rating (both art/fic): PG-13
Universe: Movieverse
Word Count: 6900
Warnings: None
Betas: [livejournal.com profile] tsukinofaerii and [livejournal.com profile] jazzypom

Art Thumbnail:
Fic Summary: Tony's six years old, and Cap is his best friend. He's also a dog. A blue one.
Link to Art: No spoilers for fic!
Link to Fic: All comments and feedback welcome
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So, a little while ago, [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya posted a podfic of [personal profile] valtyr's Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

I podbooked it that night for my own use. Then Life Happened, and I never got around to posting it here. I know there are other versions out there, but since I did the cover and the uploading, I figured I might as well share it. Hopefully someone will like it. :)

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Download in m4b format (with chapters!) in one of two ways:
  • One m4b file, split into two files for the purposes of uploading (due to MF file size limits). This is a self-extracting RAR file, so you'll end up with one EXE file and one RAR file. As long as they're both in the same directory, opening the EXE file will automatically unzip the m4b. (I swear there is no spyware/malware/anything else non-podfic-related in this file.)
    Part 1 (175 mb) and Part 2 (107 mb).

  • Two m4b files, for those people with a) older iPods that choke on anything over 5 hours or b) preferences that lean toward shorter parts.
    Part 1 (152 mb) | Part 2 (133 mb)


Please take a look at [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya's original post for mp3 and other m4b options.

(P.S. Mods, [livejournal.com profile] kalakirya doesn't have a tag over here.)
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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] dorcas_gustine
Rating: R
Parings: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony, Clint and Natasha are open to interpretation.
Universe: Movieverse
Wordcount: 40k
A/N: This got out of hand. You can carve that on my tombstone.
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five

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Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five
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Title: Team Building Activities
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] dorcas_gustine
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Rating: R
Parings: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony, Clint and Natasha are open to interpretation.
Universe: Movieverse
Wordcount: 40k
A/N: This got out of hand. You can carve that on my tombstone.
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five

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Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five
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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] dorcas_gustine
Rating: R
Parings: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony, Clint and Natasha are open to interpretation.
Universe: Movieverse
Wordcount: 40k
A/N: This got out of hand. You can carve that on my tombstone.
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five

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Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five
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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] dorcas_gustine
Rating: R
Parings: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony, Clint and Natasha are open to interpretation.
Universe: Movieverse
Wordcount: 40k
A/N: This got out of hand. You can carve that on my tombstone.
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five

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Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five
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Title: Team Building Activities
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] dorcas_gustine
Rating: R
Parings: Steve/Tony, Pepper/Tony, Clint and Natasha are open to interpretation.
Universe: Movieverse
Wordcount: 40k
A/N: This got out of hand. You can carve that on my tombstone.
Summary: Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five

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Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five
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Title: Some Sunny Day
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: The ever-helpful [livejournal.com profile] jazzypom
Universe: Movieverse
Rating: PG-13
A/N: Due to the nature of the prompt, I've subjected the timescale to some abuse. Basically, Iron Man happened exactly as movieverse - but in the oddly technologically advanced 1970s. Roll with it.
Summary: Tony was inconsolable for weeks after Captain America went down in the ocean.

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Title: The Pillars of Hercules
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] muccamukk, who knows all the things about ships.
Rating: R
Warnings: None
Universe: 616 AU
Summary: In 1584, Don Antonio Stark dy Cerrara sets sail from Cadiz. But as they approach the Straits of Gibraltar, they're intercepted by the English privateer Sir Stephen Rogers, who has his sights set not on their cargo - but on Don Antonio himself.
A/N – I hope privateers meet your pirate needs! They're just pirates with a note excusing them from legal repercussions, really.

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Title: Captain Equestria and the Iron Pony (Drunk!Version)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Reader: (drunken) [livejournal.com profile] bessyboo
Fandom: Avengers/My Little Pony
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Rating: NC17
Length: 15:44
Format: MP3 & M4B (Audiobook)
Link: At my journal.


x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] amplificathon, [livejournal.com profile] podfic_central, [livejournal.com profile] podslash, [livejournal.com profile] audiofic, [livejournal.com profile] pod_aware & [livejournal.com profile] cap_ironman
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Title: Tomorrow Belongs To Me
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] made_of_tin
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Rating (both art/fic): Explicit
Universe: Movieverse
Word Count: 88K
Warnings: Supporting character death; please check endnotes.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] tsukinofaerii, who betaed this monster in like three days because I'm rubbish at organizing myself. ♥

Fic Summary: Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn't think much of it, and it's dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole momument at Arlington he's rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.
Link to Art: Over at [livejournal.com profile] made_of_tin's journal here and here
Link to Fic: Read at AO3! All comments and feedback welcomed!
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Title: Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] dollam
Rating: NC-17
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] muccamukk
Warning: None
Word Count: 24k
Summary: Tony Stark lives a double life; he's secretly the supervillain known as Iron Man. But his loving husband Steve has a few secrets of his own, as Tony is about to discover.

Read at AO3! All comments and feedback loved

art behind cut! )
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Title: The Emperor's Fury
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Fanmixer: [livejournal.com profile] penumbren
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] penumbren
Wordcount: 40,000
Fandom: Ultimate Marvel
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Steve is an ex-gladiator. Tony wears a toga. Together, they litigate civil cases. Also a surprising amount of boating
Warning: Slavery.
Author's note: This is Rome-ish AU, which is to say I took a vague idea of Ancient Rome and mutilated it horribly. If you're sensitive to historical accuracy, this may distress you. It's all just an excuse to make Tony wear a toga.
Links to fic and fanmixes in here )
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Title: On The Record
Universe: Marvel Adventures
Rating: G
Warnings: Nope
Beta: Nope
Summary: Tony vs the tabloids is an ongoing battle. These headlines might be the winning shot.
Word Count: 2000

Read at AO3! All comments and feedback loved
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With [personal profile] muccamukk's permission, I also podbooked her podfic of [personal profile] valtyr's "Back-up Plans."

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Download here at Megaupload or here at Mediafire. (2Mb)

Since [personal profile] valtyr asked in my earlier post and I felt silly for not explaining earlier: A podbook is a podfic in m4b format, which means that any audio player that recognizes m4b as equaling "audiobook" will automatically put it in the right spot and treat it as an audiobook (skip while shuffling, remember position, etc.). If it's a long podbook with multiple chapters and it's compiled the right way, it will also have chapters the same way that lengthy commercial audiobooks do. They also have spiffy cover art.

Because I'm fairly anal about the oddest things, I will happily spend the time to make cover art and convert and compile these because a) I like them pretty, but more importantly, b) I like them to show up correctly on my iPod. :)
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Title: Filling the Empty Places
Universe: 616
Rating: NC-17
Contains: POTENTIALLY DISTURBING CONTENT. Details in summary, please check if you're squeamish.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] five_ht
Summary: You guys responded so warmly to the fic with the cannibalism, I thought you might like to see my most recent, uh, well, it's a thing. For a kink meme prompt, please highlight to read as summary may also disturb. (skip) "Ever since he stuck the reactor in his chest, Tony Stark has had a secret massive body modification kink. When Arnim Zola leaves him a quadruple amputee, Tony just sees it as an opportunity for robotic limbs, and demands Steve drill holes in his stumps for the prosthetic jacks, which turns Tony on so much he demands Steve fuck the holes too."

Word Count: 2900


Read at AO3! All comments and feedback loved
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Title: Horn and Ivory
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] five_ht
Rating: NC-17
Universe: 616, with Inception elements
Warnings: Issues of consent relating to having sex with people in dreams who may or may not be who they appear to be or possibly not even exist.
Summary: Steve's not sure what's real anymore.
A/N: Someone could do amazing things with an Inception/Marvel crossover, but it looks like that someone isn't me. I hope you like it anyway.

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Title: age is an irrational number
Author: [livejournal.com profile] valtyr
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] tsukinofaerii
Universe: Ultimates (1610)
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Steve and Tony grow old together.
Part One Part Two
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