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Friendmeme!

People have been asking for a party post and a friend meme for ages - sorry it took so long! Party it up in the comments here, or fill out this handy form and copy/paste it. There will be movie spoilers in the comments! There will also be gifs, joy, and virtual mead in the comments! Basically, go wild and make friends!

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I feel like she would get along really well with Galaga guy. :D

Thanks!

Thank you for that lovely headcanon. As far as I'm concerned now, they're dating

Hahaha, you're welcome. I randomly ship the crap out of her with Bruce, but Galaga guy officially has to show up in at least one of my fics with her now. They are break room buddies!

Awww! I'm just picturing Darcy going to Galaga guy for dating tips, and Bruce going to Tony. Only one of them makes it out with anything useful

Gary the Galaga guy is AMAZING at relationship advice. He used to write the Dear Abby-themed column for his college newspaper.

Tony gets sidetracked by blowing things up...

OH GOD I'M MOVING INTO YOUR BRAIN.

Gary and Darcy met when they both tried to pick up "Tazers Monthly" from the SHIELD magazine rack (while they were getting to know each other, Coulson snuck in and took it. After he died, neither of them would touch it again out of respect)

Bruce goes in for relationship advice, and doesn't realize until halfway through the conversation that Tony's explaining how to build a robot girlfriend (What? It's something every scientist should try at least once, shut up Clint, it totally is), so he leaves and asks Natasha instead. She tells him over chai lattes.

:D

After he died, neither of them would touch it again out of respect
Until he comes back, right? Because he's totally just faking it. :| Gary and Darcy have a solid, meaningful friendship build on the triple threat basis of tasers, chocolate covered bacon ('weird' foods in general, really), and knee high boots.

Tony's just trying to be helpful. THIS IS HOW HE DOES HELPFUL. He uses his wrench, not his words. Natasha secretly finds Bruce and Darcy adorable, but she's not above making him sweat a little.

Dude, he totally comes back, and then whacks them both over the head with Tazers Monthly for being sentimental idiots. Darcy's the one who can cook all of their weird foods. Gary knows where to get the best deals on shoes. That's why Natasha's helping to hook them up. She owes Gary a favor for helping her find her favorite pair of pumps.

Tony fails at helping, and then Dummy pats him on the head. Tony is sad for a moment, and then he remembers that he is a genius, so he builds a super tazer for Bruce to give to Darcy to win her over. Fury confiscates it for being 'inhumane' and Tony pouts some more.

Darcy is a Food Network junky and watches EVERY episode of Weird Foods with Andrew Zimmern, because if it wouldn't make someone gag, then it's not worth making. Gary's twin sister is head of purchasing for a shoe store in the city. He can get Darcy and Natasha shoes at cost! :D

Poor Tony. He's so misunderstood. He totally needs Cap hugs.

The only person (Other than Thor, but he doesn't count) that can actually stomach everything she eats is Steve. Because he was raised in a time where you don't waste anything, and he's lived on army rations, so he can pretty much tolerate anything. Darcy is still trying to come up with something that makes him sick, with tips from Tony who has tried a little bit of everything. Gary gets shoes for everyone at a cost. Even Fury. S'why he can play games on the bridge and no one calls him on it.

Tony gets Cap hugs. And a smack over the head when he does something stupid, like invent a super tazer. Then Steve distracts him with something shiny

S'why he can play games on the bridge and no one calls him on it
Hello, headcanon. Tony only called him out because he still has to pay retail.

Shiny like his penis? :D

I feel like we should be friends. Want to be friends?

I was totally going to ask you that. Yes, friends!

Tony's pissed about paying retail, but then Steve points out that he's rich, and that Pepper buys all of his shoes anyways, and he gets over it.

I meant shiny like his shield or something, but really it's just bait to get him into the bedroom. Fun thing is that it works every time, and Tony hasn't clued in yet. For a genius, he can be a bit of an idiot. Steve loves him anyways

Friendship has been achieved! :D

Tony's still a little annoyed if he's allowed to think about it, though. Just because he can afford to buy all the shoes doesn't mean he doesn't secretly want in the super special shoe club that Gary has going with most of SHIELD. He'd at least like to be ASKED, you know?

He consoles himself with the fact that he's the only one invited into Steve's pants.

He consoles himself with the fact that he's the only one invited into Steve's pants.

Oh God, you just killed me. Don't worry Tony, Steve is planning on getting you into the shoe club for your birthday. But he can't tell you about it. Because the first rule of Shoe Club is that you don't talk about Shoe Club. The second rule is that you MUST get your order in by Thursday, or you'll have to wait until next week, no exceptions

Steve is the best boyfriend ever.

The second rule is that you MUST get your order in by Thursday, or you'll have to wait until next week, no exceptions
I think I love you. XD

Note to self. I need to come back to LJ. There are awesome people here. Tumblr has sucked me in for too long.

I kind of want to write this fic now. Except I'm not exactly sure where the plot is. All I know is there's shoes and crazy food involved

I tried Tumblr, but I got confused and decided I like LJ better. :)

I don't know if there's a plot or not, but I'm probably going to end up absorbing the shoes and crazy food into my Darcy/Bruce fic. I think they would feel at home there. That said, there need to be so many fics with Darcy cooking blood pudding and managing the blackmarket for manolo blahniks.

It's in better hands with you than with me. PLEASE write this into your fics. These headcanons need a home.

But drats. Now I need another idea if I'm going to sign up for the Big Bang. *pondering*

I will do my best not to let you down! *scouts honor*

Hmm...There must be something amazing just waiting to be written.

Help me brainstorm? I do well with a sounding board

Of course! Is this for the Cap/Iron Man specific BB?

The one on this comm? Well, everyone else was doing it. I felt left out.

I can do crack, I'm good at crack. I just finished writing Magical Girl Sam as my Supernatural Big Bang. Perhaps we can just list fanfic cliches until something pings?

I'm not, but that's just because I'm a sad sack who can't think of an idea that'll stretch 25k for Tony/Steve, no matter how much I ship them. lol

Oh, Sam. Well, he has the hair for it. :) Quick, to tvtropes!

You know about TV Tropes too? Oh god, marry me

So far I've got wing!fic, time/universe travel, body swap, and losing powers coming to mind.

Hahahaha, sorry. There's kind of a line right now. XD

Body swap could be fun. Or maybe Tony time travels back to before Steve gets his powers. He's homeless, completely broke, and his phone doesn't work (HORRORS!) but Steve takes him in and Tony slowly falls for his adorably scrawny ass?

Ororor, maybe a wild west AU, where Steve is the sheriff and Tony is the guy everyone thinks is the villain, but really he's too busy building crude robots in his workshop to cause mayhem.

OH! STEAMPUNK AU! STEVE IS THE CAPTAIN OF AN AIRSHIP AND TONY IS HIS ENGINEER! :D

(Anything yet?)

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