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Friendmeme!

People have been asking for a party post and a friend meme for ages - sorry it took so long! Party it up in the comments here, or fill out this handy form and copy/paste it. There will be movie spoilers in the comments! There will also be gifs, joy, and virtual mead in the comments! Basically, go wild and make friends!

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What name/handle do you go by? coffeebuddha

What was your favorite Avengers movie moment? When Hulk grabbed Loki and just smashed him into the ground, very closely followed by Thor's 'He's adopted.'

What do you want in the next Marvel movie? For Clint to never, ever wear sleeves and for Darcy Lewis to make a reappearance.

Any exciting fandom plans? I'm working on a canon compliant AU where Clint is Cupid and the only person he's ever missed when trying to hit with a love arrow is Phil. Also, there's the Darcy/Bruce series that I'm writing that is gaining a life of its own beyond my control...

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Darcy! I'd like to see Darcy again too!

That Cupid AU sounds interesting. Do you make the Greek pantheon aliens like the Norse gods? Or is Clint's cupid-ness like a mutant power or something?

She's my favorite!

They're like the Norse gods. Clint and Thor actually have a whole precanon history that involves a lot of drinking, broing around, and Thor hitting on Clint's mom. (He probably hit that, but Clint never wants to know.)

Well, it's Venus. Who wouldn't want her? ;-)

That fic sounds epic!

Eeeeeeeeeexactly. ;)

Thanks! Here's hoping I can do it justice.

Seconding Darcy. She needs to tazer someone. Like Doom. Or Tony. Just for Phil.

The Cupid AU sounds really cool. I love fics with worldbuilding

I feel like she would get along really well with Galaga guy. :D

Thanks!

Thank you for that lovely headcanon. As far as I'm concerned now, they're dating

Hahaha, you're welcome. I randomly ship the crap out of her with Bruce, but Galaga guy officially has to show up in at least one of my fics with her now. They are break room buddies!

Awww! I'm just picturing Darcy going to Galaga guy for dating tips, and Bruce going to Tony. Only one of them makes it out with anything useful

Gary the Galaga guy is AMAZING at relationship advice. He used to write the Dear Abby-themed column for his college newspaper.

Tony gets sidetracked by blowing things up...

OH GOD I'M MOVING INTO YOUR BRAIN.

Gary and Darcy met when they both tried to pick up "Tazers Monthly" from the SHIELD magazine rack (while they were getting to know each other, Coulson snuck in and took it. After he died, neither of them would touch it again out of respect)

Bruce goes in for relationship advice, and doesn't realize until halfway through the conversation that Tony's explaining how to build a robot girlfriend (What? It's something every scientist should try at least once, shut up Clint, it totally is), so he leaves and asks Natasha instead. She tells him over chai lattes.

:D

After he died, neither of them would touch it again out of respect
Until he comes back, right? Because he's totally just faking it. :| Gary and Darcy have a solid, meaningful friendship build on the triple threat basis of tasers, chocolate covered bacon ('weird' foods in general, really), and knee high boots.

Tony's just trying to be helpful. THIS IS HOW HE DOES HELPFUL. He uses his wrench, not his words. Natasha secretly finds Bruce and Darcy adorable, but she's not above making him sweat a little.

Dude, he totally comes back, and then whacks them both over the head with Tazers Monthly for being sentimental idiots. Darcy's the one who can cook all of their weird foods. Gary knows where to get the best deals on shoes. That's why Natasha's helping to hook them up. She owes Gary a favor for helping her find her favorite pair of pumps.

Tony fails at helping, and then Dummy pats him on the head. Tony is sad for a moment, and then he remembers that he is a genius, so he builds a super tazer for Bruce to give to Darcy to win her over. Fury confiscates it for being 'inhumane' and Tony pouts some more.

Darcy is a Food Network junky and watches EVERY episode of Weird Foods with Andrew Zimmern, because if it wouldn't make someone gag, then it's not worth making. Gary's twin sister is head of purchasing for a shoe store in the city. He can get Darcy and Natasha shoes at cost! :D

Poor Tony. He's so misunderstood. He totally needs Cap hugs.

The only person (Other than Thor, but he doesn't count) that can actually stomach everything she eats is Steve. Because he was raised in a time where you don't waste anything, and he's lived on army rations, so he can pretty much tolerate anything. Darcy is still trying to come up with something that makes him sick, with tips from Tony who has tried a little bit of everything. Gary gets shoes for everyone at a cost. Even Fury. S'why he can play games on the bridge and no one calls him on it.

Tony gets Cap hugs. And a smack over the head when he does something stupid, like invent a super tazer. Then Steve distracts him with something shiny

S'why he can play games on the bridge and no one calls him on it
Hello, headcanon. Tony only called him out because he still has to pay retail.

Shiny like his penis? :D

I feel like we should be friends. Want to be friends?

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